Full Version: Weird News
- Chicago commuter trains cut back restrooms
- McCain Foods uses candidate to boost image
- Film crew claims footage may be monster
- Grandma fights $10,500 cell phone bill
- Police: Taking fountain coins not illegal
- Residents: Beagle stealing shoes
- Replica cannon stolen from park
- Police cite computer rage in teen's arrest
- Sex charges dropped against Ky. politician
- Sheriff: Urinal posters catch suspects
- Giant cabbage bursts before weigh-in
- Priest organizes nun beauty contest
- Man claims Virgin Mary in neighbor's tree
- Zoo's mating apes awaken residents
- 'Supersede' most often misspelled
- Cops bust movie set, not robbery
- Fake cop nailed again at DMV
- Rocket Man tests for English Channel cross
- Thieves roll away grand piano
- Police: Stab wounds came from peeler game
- Cops: Man faked 911 call for condom refund
- Baby born in McDonald's restroom
- Police: Grandma left kids in car at casino
- 114-year-old cairn held time capsule
- Police chase monkey in Tokyo subway
- Emu appears in Alabama man's yard
- Fleeing robber drops ID
- Topless parade given go-ahead by judge
- Book rejects metrosexual for 'retrosexual'
- Bigfoot hoaxers beat feet
- Suspect got away clean, almost
- Crasher head-butted ball organizer
- Bride and groom arrested at reception
- NYC turtlenapping: 1 count or 2?
- Mini-cows at home in British backyards
- Rejected Scott works to be published
- War re-enactment all wet with squirt-guns
- Ugly lamps star of Kentucky State Fair
- Malfunction sells gas at super bargain
- Dummy coyotes fool humans, not geese
- Father and son hit holes in one
- Wife sells hubby's mistress' underpants
- Burglar shortens sentence with video
- FAA: Mice caused small plane to crash
- Mooning prof. incident under investigation
- Illinois bans 'Meth Coffee'
- Police: Woman hit bicyclist, shed clothes
- Wristwatch sellers predict industry's end
- Couple attacked by nesting sea birds
- Lawmen say they saw mythical Texas animal
- Globe-trotting lawn gnome arrives home
- Alligator evades capture
- Student sets juggling record
- Cubs fan, 104, seeks to throw first pitch
- Kiwi cops decry parking meter peeing
- Fla. mayor shares alleged mobster's name
- Would-be robber leaves payoff
- Griffin theft has couple's claws out
- Cake mix powder sparks evacuation
- Conn. firefighters discover pot factory
- Alleged drunk driver asked deputy for help
- Man's wasp plan destroys garage, car
- Car wash promises best 'hand job' in town
- Couple wed on wings of biplanes
- Insurer denies dad's claim for rain damage
- Judge mulls frivolousness of God lawsuit
- Washington man could be Muslim elector
- 'Sneaker-heads' await latest design
- Personal trainer uses Wii games
- Nude passenger leads to five-car crash
- Possible lung found floating in canal
- Police: Woman hit hubby with lasagna
- Police: Pickup truck thief carjacked
- Students charged after bronze bull prank
- Welsh home a magnet for vehicle crashes
- Distance not an issue for this soccer fan
- Rare baseball card to be hidden treasure
- Boys claim bouncing record
- Nude sunbather impales genitals
- Man completes giant puzzle after 6 months
- Virginia sues over road test collision
- Son tells cops mom makes fake money
- Family billed for towing after attack
- Man arrested after literally asking for it
- Bar exams continue despite Calif. quake
- Pol appalled at NYC subway restrooms
- No minimum bids for Seattle toilets
- Mom's postcards on the way 26 years late
- Computer down, some get free hotel rooms
- Man, 80, reprimanded for escalator run
- Trainer: Motivation key to cat training
- Deli clerk finds stardom with yo-yo
- Food lovers gather for cheesy conference
- Four giant pandas born at center in China
- Holy hooligans! Phony 'Joker' arrested in Michiga
- Boy bites dog
- Pair bring Shakespeare to subway
- Woman has Mona Lisa mowed into her lawn
- Elderly couple angered by mysterious noise
- Postal service says sorry for mail mix-up