Full Version: Weird News
- Man cuts car in half to make a point
- Husband sued for hidden lotto winnings
- Court transcribers can't handle Scottish
- Poll: Everyday civility declining in Utah
- Elderly blind man bowls perfect 300
- Dog owners flock to Fashion Island
- Woman fired over 16-cent doughnut
- State doesn't laugh at funny stop signs
- Mom sues after kid steps in poo
- Police: Mom shot daughter on $1 bet
- Man accused of bigamy after wives connect
- 'Wedding planner' gets prison for fraud
- Minn. couple claim $180M jackpot
- Age gaps with brides grow as grooms age
- TV's 'Naked Office' asks workers to strip
- Orange turtle blamed on workers
- 'Suspicious' ferry riders ID'd as tourists
- Burglary suspect stuck in restaurant vent
- Woman files claim, saying dog feces ruined family
- Minn. driver kills dog, then sues owners for dama
- Iguana causes power outage for 20,000 in Florida
- 10-year-old gives birth in Idaho
- Fighting soldier accidentally calls home
- Dunkin' Donuts worker busted for potty cam
- Men driving to 48 U.S. states in 5 days
- Mom angered by racy books in clothes shop
- 'Rickroll' prank comes to Baltimore
- Elusive bear spotted again in Orlando
- Daley clearly not a big 'Ellen' fan
- N.Y. town dedicated to honoring Jell-O
- 'Tacky Prom' brings teens to church
- Store gives out carpets walked on by pope
- Man breaks postal rules by reusing old box
- Boy Scout gets pizza for turning in $800
- Motorcyclist exceeds 120 mph
- Police: Man took naked stroll
- Man allegedly posed as sheriff's deputy
- 10 million bees take over home
- Skeleton found in overgrown tree
- Wife's YouTube rants banned from apartment
- Chickens kept in high rise basement
- Mooning prom proposal leads to suspensions
- Man found drunk in port-a-potty arrested
- Woman, 83, graduates from university
- Woman becomes U.S. corn-eating champ
- Gator attacks golf ball diver
- Man sued for hurling carrot at wife's eye
- Python did not get far in 2 days on loose
- No. 10 chocolates a sweet gift indeed
- Stinky paycheck empties bank
- $28,000 in sunglasses stolen
- Lightning strikes twice at Pa. home
- Zebra found in college building
- Quint's Stradivarius spends day in cab
- Children's book explains plastic surgery
- Police: Dad hit girls who wouldn't pray
- Prisoner scaled jail wall
- Thief reaches heights for copper wire
- Cool cat coaxed from air conditioning duct
- Canadian White Pages shrink accidentally
- Blind man apprehends burglary suspect
- Escaped monkeys evade capture
- Man spends 41 hours stuck in elevator
- Man cites cop for parking
- 'Honest perv' busted in Internet sting
- Police: Man tried to take M&M statue
- Thief runs off with empty register
- Cop rescues pet store owner from python
- No more strain on grid from TV audience
- Porn star's bottom half replica stolen
- Police: Teens tried to steal gator
- Santa Monica Pier Ferris wheel on eBay
- Exploding toilet throws man
- Police: Dealer reported pot theft
- U.S. teen finds Argentine rodent
- Judge: Feuding neighbors 'potty'
- Police: Ambulance thief caught after chase
- Students aim to set stuffed animal record
- Neighbor shoots rooster
- Teen inflates 213 balloons with his nose
- Man accuses new wife of assault
- Police billed after sign hit during chase
- 'Jesus Christ' appears on hospital window
- Company impressed with proposal hack
- Men shoot paintballs at strippers
- Graffiti artist pulls off CCTV stunt
- Feral burros may be saved by collars
- Spasticville, Kan., seeks name change
- 'Wayne's World' spindle up for sale
- Villages hope to black out millipedes
- USC society wraps bike racks in cellophane
- Animal docs buy island for dogs' pleasure
- Wrappers lead to candy theft suspects
- Man beats up family after funeral
- Man arrested for forgetting to pay for pop
- College Web site visitors directed to porn
- Jet lands on Fla. road
- Truck could lead to house foreclosure
- Korea POW insists he is still alive
- Group: FCC most 'egregious' censor