Full Version: Weird News
- Thief runs off with empty register
- Cop rescues pet store owner from python
- No more strain on grid from TV audience
- Porn star's bottom half replica stolen
- Police: Teens tried to steal gator
- Santa Monica Pier Ferris wheel on eBay
- Exploding toilet throws man
- Police: Dealer reported pot theft
- U.S. teen finds Argentine rodent
- Judge: Feuding neighbors 'potty'
- Police: Ambulance thief caught after chase
- Students aim to set stuffed animal record
- Neighbor shoots rooster
- Teen inflates 213 balloons with his nose
- Man accuses new wife of assault
- Police billed after sign hit during chase
- 'Jesus Christ' appears on hospital window
- Company impressed with proposal hack
- Men shoot paintballs at strippers
- Graffiti artist pulls off CCTV stunt
- Feral burros may be saved by collars
- Spasticville, Kan., seeks name change
- 'Wayne's World' spindle up for sale
- Villages hope to black out millipedes
- USC society wraps bike racks in cellophane
- Animal docs buy island for dogs' pleasure
- Wrappers lead to candy theft suspects
- Man beats up family after funeral
- Man arrested for forgetting to pay for pop
- College Web site visitors directed to porn
- Jet lands on Fla. road
- Truck could lead to house foreclosure
- Korea POW insists he is still alive
- Group: FCC most 'egregious' censor
- Commuter nag acquitted of train assault
- Turkeys terrorize Wis. mail carriers
- Guard: Fired for stopping teen booze theft
- Police: Murderer bragged about escape
- Woman smuggled snake out of store in pants
- Boehner given sunglasses by Libyan leader
- Engineers win $1000 for 156-step burger
- Snakes freed by car crash recaptured
- Swim with the crocs could be costly
- Trash-eating moose on the rise in Alaska
- Woman bites pit bull to protect Labrador
- Missing turtle found at construction site
- Wild boar attacks German man
- Tycoon dressed as gladiator hit with DUI
- Sarcozy to get taller -- April Fool's!
- Loose cows close Scotland road
- Teen drives 106 mph to 'blow off steam'
- Lawyers duke it out in courthouse
- Ill. politicos: Phoning, walking don't mix
- Croc crook returns reptile
- Man had no warrants before fleeing
- Police: Suspect's wallet found near bank
- Police: Angry customer crashed into wash
- Couple threaten suit over 'haunted' house
- Baby kangaroo rescued by dog
- Man claims arrest was for anti-war T-shirt
- Vegfest products shrouded in mystery
- Brave kittens chase bear up a tree
- Valedictorian to address class from Europe
- Senior bucks bowling trend
- Bank robbed by male cross-dresser
- Poodle dog tired after 16-puppy litter
- Woman not bitter after fox eats her hens
- Crain's bites for Trump hoax
- Missing NY rev. found at Ohio strip club
- Cops bust high school root beer kegger
- Cook accused of spitting on fan's burger
- Illinois corn flake destined for road show
- Man arrested after daughter gets burned
- Report: 90-pound pigs OK in Texas
- Dad and daughter hit jackpots on same day
- Netizens scamming the scammers
- Trailer with 20 tons of chocolate stolen
- Viagra just won't do when pandas pitch woo
- Alleged con woman strikes out on 3rd try
- Calendar too risque for N.Y. officials
- Illinois-shaped corn flake sold for $1,350
- Horse visits Hawaii hospital
- 92-year-old man's marriage annulled
- Survey: Smoking is top visitor faux pas
- Hoax leads to missing items
- Easter Bunny accused of injuring baby
- Wacky bras auctioned for charity
- Woman, 66, catches alleged robber
- Police: Car alarms deter home burglars
- Pizzeria owner cooked up fake $50s
- 'This is Hillary' but not THAT Hillary
- World's tallest man struggles to fit in
- Man insures nose for $8 million
- 3-month-old horse saved from septic tank
- Driver blames speeding on bad Oreo dunk
- Teen's school project burns home
- Woman auctions fish sticks on eBay
- Woman: Four-leaf clover wishes granted
- Tots on throne of success in potty class
- Cops stop bottle poppers