Full Version: Weird News
- Turkey puppet bids for Eurovision role
- Poll: Americans still love their football
- Ireland debates switch to right-hand driving
- Well, he was wearing a garter and boots
- Turtle swims from Indonesia to Oregon
- Valuable Elvis Presley painting stolen
- Super Bowl ads a hit on MySpace
- Poll: Some Canadians want to vote in U.S.
- Officials find lost dog at Boston airport
- Police: Theft suspect nabbed in church
- Florida mom buckled in beer before baby
- Scantily-clad mayor argues her case
- Woman votes absentee after death
- Orangutan paintings draw eBay interest
- Miss. law would ban serving obese diners
- Grave filler nearly gets buried alive
- Alien sighting brings eBay opportunities
- Scotland offers ugly places for edgy films
- Star Wars-inspired hovering chair coming
- House ransacked by deer
- Woman's highway dance yields 911 calls
- 80-year-old woman grabs attacker's gun
- Burglars break into wrong store
- Group calls on China to respect rats
- Temporary home sought for polar bears
- Siblings win $10,000 in icy treasure hunt
- Clowns gather for annual church tribute
- Prince Philip blanks on Cate Blanchett
- Man rides lawn mower to liquor store
- Fly naked on nudist holiday flight
- For the mature woman who has everything: a boy to
- Vt. town to vote on Bush arrest
- Commuters strike in Bath, England
- Shop to stop selling 'Surf City' T-shirts
- Suspect stuck after impaling feet
- Man bites off chunk of prostitute's ear
- Wis. village Web site hacked
- Mayor uses magazine as ID at airport
- Student disciplined for drinking shandy
- Empire State Building not a fan of cars
- Hot tub not so hot hiding spot
- Kids learn hard lesson about cold flagpole
- Cash register a strong burglary clue
- Detective receives drug sale text message
- Accused thief craps out at slots
- Horse mistakenly advertised as food
- Cat saves 8 people from house fire
- Convict expelled from medical school
- 2 Ga. schools to pay students to study
- Suspects nabbed during Denny's breakfast
- Toilet treasures to be moved in March
- Man bitten by crocodile, then shot
- Snow day query heats up the Internet
- One-legged man charged with crutch attack
- Library gets book back after 57 years
- Man sets fire to home while thawing pipe
- Large gold nugget sold at auction
- Truckers charged with stealing iPhones
- Using a car might have been better...
- Hmmm. Didn't I have a house here?
- Pair accused of stealing, eating pet dog
- Cat stowaway makes it home again
- "Pet" girl kicked off bus for wearing leash
- Men on motorcycle steal woman's hair
- Live rocket displayed at local museum
- Thieves crash car with cow in back seat
- Woman saves 55,000 pennies in 19 years
- Calif. schools rethink policy on civility
- Pageant winner's dress vandalized
- Anderson U. has its first on-campus dance
- Wash. Co. Humane has 5 legged cat.
- Python stuck under dashboard, rescued
- Oklahomans under siege by jellyfish
- Dog stolen with SUV is back home
- Rubber-boot race fun, but not a record
- Police: Stolen Taser spotted on YouTube
- Thief may be music lover
- Inoperable car tagged 250 miles away
- Woman racks up $20,000 in traffic fines
- St. Paul snow sculpture contest revived
- Wash. state trooper removes Oregon plates
- Vibrating box gives scare
- Man apologizes for killing hotel's duck
- Selling Stradivarius cheap costly for Ohio
- Student punished for Playboy pants
- Daredevil sues Empire State Building owner
- American Express trying to recoup $3.85M
- Colorado lawmaker kicks photographer
- Parrots get new home
- Clouds said to calm vandals in Britain
- Theft victim confesses to selling weed
- Kinky the cat takes a ride
- Multimillionaire walks out of own wedding
- Fire smokes out N.Y. pot growers
- Pants optional for this widespread prank
- Man kills pair for killing his dog to eat
- Dummy employed by carpool offender
- Suspect tracked using trail of poo
- Golf balls removed from snake sell on eBay
- Small dog stolen, big reward offered