Full Version: Weird News
- Canadian man shocked by big phone bill
- Christmas card arrives 93 years late
- Bad move: Man steals cops' meal tip
- Dad sells son's 90-dollar video game online for mo
- Suit over socks costs school $95,000
- Contractor calls finders-keepers over cash
- MGM rewards women trapped in elevator
- Man falls ill trying to set milk record
- Would-be juror brings cane sword to court
- British computer has no 'miracle' button
- N.Y. teen a vocabulary whiz
- Toddler swept up by baggage conveyor belt
- Kid hits button, foams airport hanger
- Jets fans lose breast-baring tradition
- Sacramento works to solve parking problems
- Protection in stores for the holidays
- Holiday Tree or Christmas Tree
- Horse survives plunge into frozen pool
- Retro look all the rage at California jail
- Secret Santa doles out $20,000
- Texas couple celebrates 80th anniversary
- Man, thought dead, mysteriously reappears
- Tuxedo-wearing thief nabs Rolex watches
- Bell ringer charged with stealing
- Suspects's wallet left at scene of crime
- Gun thieves use doggie door
- Pittsburgh merchants love free parking
- Ticketed parrot focus of Greek legal fight
- No more special barbeque for elder Bush
- Pet gifts fly off store shelves
- Study: Why pregnant women don't topple
- Man in Guinness for getting hit by car
- Urinating man attacked by two women
- Three arrested in plastic horse theft
- Online detectives go after vandals
- Fire Truck billed for skipping toll
- Swedish teacher bans Santa
- Police find man, parrots in luggage
- Seventeen tons of ham stolen in Australia
- Mich. councilman pushes chicken law
- Cat survives 19 days with jar on head
- Man accused of swiping blow-up dolls
- Man's wedding ring saved his life
- Grinches rob Boy Scouts selling trees
- White truffle brings record price
- Painted dummy doesn't fool Highway police
- NBC mistakes Brit leader for party crasher
- Girl Scout gets award seven decades late
- Driver passes test, then hits building
- Couple offers $10,000 for Parrot's return
- Truck hits Snowman, Snowman hits car
- Donations replace wind-blown cash
- Hockey player mistakenly detained
- Book covered in human flesh to be sold
- Man survives high-speed boat fall
- Loud carols result in police visit
- Drunk Moose wanders Anchorage
- Fake cop car puts heat on Milwaukee man
- Rare violin recovered
- Police: Suspected thief locked herself out
- Clemson fan spray paints dog orange
- Geese enjoy racing alongside car
- Pot bags found along highway
- Doctor delievers 4 sets of twins
- need a dump ? think again
- FBI: Food monitoring report false
- Abducted dog reunited with owners
- U.S. troops may recieve harmonica donation
- Mass. offering free rent at historic homes
- Bear smater than the average
- Penguins anxious after egg destroyed
- Treasure tales lead to Florida toxic leak
- Deer drops in on lunching hunter
- No beer allegedly cost goat its life
- Flap emerges over Jesus flapjack
- Police: Teens' pot smell a dead give-away
- Love at first Web site for subway riders
- Parade works to avoid spare Santas
- Ballet plane has some on their toes
- Fugitive bear eludes police
- Elderly Brit couple marry
- AIDS group seeks drag queen
- Cheetah cub escapes
- Ringing package prompts concern
- Plan: Higher parking prices for big cars
- Rowdy soccer fans tossed from flight
- Woman hit by train, survives
- Florida man robbed twice in the same night
- GPS directs driver onto railroad tracks
- Home of $25,000 sundae deemed unclean
- Study: Blondes make men dumb
- Gold sword missing
- Possible cremated remains joins 'Pirates'
- Orangutan spotted in Florida
- Inactive grenade found in child's bag
- Cat fight over kitten leaves teeth marks
- Disables scooter rider face DUI charge
- Mascot fired over YouTube video
- Porn movie in car may yield hefty fine
- Officials sing praises of immigration