Full Version: Weird News
- Elderly Brit couple marry
- AIDS group seeks drag queen
- Cheetah cub escapes
- Ringing package prompts concern
- Plan: Higher parking prices for big cars
- Rowdy soccer fans tossed from flight
- Woman hit by train, survives
- Florida man robbed twice in the same night
- GPS directs driver onto railroad tracks
- Home of $25,000 sundae deemed unclean
- Study: Blondes make men dumb
- Gold sword missing
- Possible cremated remains joins 'Pirates'
- Orangutan spotted in Florida
- Inactive grenade found in child's bag
- Cat fight over kitten leaves teeth marks
- Disables scooter rider face DUI charge
- Mascot fired over YouTube video
- Porn movie in car may yield hefty fine
- Officials sing praises of immigration
- Man allegedly stole official's wallet
- Woman, 65, sues over strip search
- Pilot returns to ground without plane
- AAA offers defensive flying tips
- Erie community give 100M
- Moody dentist caught on tape
- Is it a Ghost? Check it out yourself
- Salad dressing not Halloween costume
- Store owner writing book of love
- Tony Blair lampooned by old school
- Rhino escape false alarm
- String snags suspected sign-stealer
- Police: No smoking means no smoking
- Police bust exotic animal ring
- Voters prefer 'Wild, Wonderful' slogan
- Dutch politicians consider new island
- Survey: Chicago most caffeinated city in US
- Man, 96, marrying sweetheart
- Denmark: Fewer Christmas tree cost more
- Woman selling, donating excess breast milk
- Church phone a hotline to sex, not heaven
- Accused bandit worth $4 million
- Political battle turns physical for pair
- Topless fish store workers among odd laws
- Dog survives 9 days in car trunk
- Die and you're under arrest! Britain's most stupi
- Rescuers discover $25,000 in pot
- German tower has the angle on Pisa
- That's not pot, that's my monkey
- Santa slims down for the holidays
- Cow plunges off cliff onto moving minivan
- Woman charged with biting off man's lip
- Thousands of bananas wash up on shore
- Fat pig leads to police investigation
- Coach says pheasant's death an accident
- Age is state of mind to FL barrel racer
- FL show celebrates pigeons' finer points
- Clooney, Pitt irresistable even in wax
- Elvis poster worth 10,000 to collector
- Pumpkin tax smashed in Iowa
- Couple gets car back without dog
- Councilman pushes pigeon birth control
- Man learns guns aren't for workplace
- Truck's bloody foot just a Halloween prank
- Poll: Office gossip sign of bad co-worker
- Teller helps nab would be robber
- Human heads found in back of truck
- Campuses vie for vegitarian honors
- Girls costumes' so skimpy they're scary
- Sheriff cut out of food chain
- Alleged bugular caught pantsless in Wis.
- Irvine joins worldwide 'Thriller' movement
- President sees the signs in PA
- Couple gets luxurious stay at 1940's price
- Swedish TV employee in trouble over breast
- Man gets probation in pickle assault
- Hunter shot by dog
- Mensa welcomes 5 year old member
- Captain Underpants strikes school again
- Is this a Yeti????
- Elk trapped in Swedish swimming pool
- museum commerates heartbreak
- 5 deer traipse into MD swimming pool
- Car survey: Black is the new Silver
- French bloggers proud to be lazy
- Woman gets 10 years for sex attack
- Dallas campaign targets 'lame' saggy pants
- Romney makes Obama-Osama muddle
- Prisioners put out fire, save prison
- University chalks one up for low-tech
- Soccer mom charged in chair attack
- Bride floods wedding suite
- Couple says floritst caused wedding blues
- Drug-laced postcards intercepted
- Rescuer's remove 'Mountain' from a pool
- "Chocolate Jesus" bittersweet for some
- Marie Osmond Felled by Dancing Curse
- Human skull missing from Illinois school
- With love gone, the ring's the thing
- 110-lb mayor puts burglar in headlock