Beryl
13th September 2007 - 11:17 AM
Breaking News...
Cleveland, Ohio
The Pittsburgh Steelers have been arrested in Cleveland.
After the Michael Vick affair, the NFL and all local police agencies are cracking down on dog-fighting and animal abuse.
In concordance with such policies, the Pittsburgh Steelers have been arrested for beating 53 dogs.
The dogs seemed to have no ability to fight and as such, were thoroughly beaten by the Steelers.
Authorities say the beating was so bad, the entire city of Cleveland may need counseling.
There have been no remarks from the Steelers......
GO STEELERS!!!!!!
Redstripe
13th September 2007 - 11:54 AM
threw me for a loop there Beryl!!
Beryl
13th September 2007 - 11:56 AM
No pun intended - this should be a good place to post Team Jokes and I know there are quite a few out there. Why not share I just did.
dad2paisley
13th September 2007 - 01:49 PM
Had me there for a sec.
Beryl
13th September 2007 - 02:30 PM
Thats why I posted it to get you all going. I wonder how many more Team jokes are out there???
mountain4greys
13th September 2007 - 04:00 PM
Beryl
13th September 2007 - 04:12 PM
I have another one but it is a video maybe d2p will post it.
dad2paisley
25th September 2007 - 10:27 PM
Find any others Beryl?
Beryl
25th September 2007 - 11:13 PM
Have not got any lately am waiting for something from where Dave works but I will look and see if I have anything from last year
Beryl
27th September 2007 - 09:12 AM
A Pittsburgh Joke
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Bethel Park when one is
suddenly attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dog's collar and twists,
breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident.
"Penguins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing
in his notebook. "But I'm not a Penguins fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Pittsburgh I just assumed you were," said
the reporter and he starts writing again. "Steelers Fan Rescues Friend
From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not a Steelers fan either," the boy said. "Oh, I assumed
everyone in Pittsburgh was either for the Penguins or the Steelers.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Browns fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Bastard From Ohio Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Redstripe
27th September 2007 - 09:20 AM
thanks Beryl! i sent that to my friend who is a huge penguin and steeler fan that is from Pittsburgh!!!
Beryl
27th September 2007 - 10:23 AM
Welcome Hannah I have another one but it is 17 pages and I do not think your e-mail will handle it. It has pics of the city, stadium, parade etc...
Redstripe
27th September 2007 - 10:26 AM
send it to this e-mail and see if it'll work!
satterh@yahoo.com
Beryl
27th September 2007 - 11:52 AM
doing it now
Redstripe
27th September 2007 - 12:16 PM
got it! Thanks!
that's my "important" e-mail... i don't think a budweiser.com email looks too good on a resume!
Beryl
27th September 2007 - 02:38 PM
good glad you got it. It be a big one