Misunderstandings

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one. You don't even have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light; the answering machine was on. We covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a pickup.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the backyard scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house; she always tries to eat the bird.

I go out to the taxi, and my husband went inside to get the cat. She runs upstairs, with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, I don't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, I explain to the taxi driver that he will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he said, as we drove away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from getting me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

To funny!

Hitting a Parked Car OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought the cat lovers would love it

Thank you. I really needed that this morning.

I cracked up when I first saw that