Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON
you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it


@ PRISON
you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
you get more work for
good behavior


@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


@ WORK
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON
you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON
you get your own toilet


@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family

@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
they are called managers

So much of this is so true

so true so true

I am lucky my job I am left alone 99% of the time and do not have people hovering over me as most of them do not know what I do or even how to do it.