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Redstripe
well this morning is one of those mornings that i have to keep repeating to myself "i love my animals, i love my animals, i love my animals.."

My apartment looks like a crack house from the outside... the blinds on my back door are missing 6 blinds (Al did that), the cats have ruined my bedroom blinds, living room blinds, and the "office" blinds. This morning Reese's is on a freakin' high and is playing in the office blinds again, uhggg..

I've noticed Al gaining a little weight lately so i cut back on his food just a little bit, well this morning after i fed everyone (the cats eat up on the table) i got in the shower and on my way out of the shower and into the kitchen i see Al with his legs on his raised feeder (that i made out of wood and painted so its a sturdy lil' piece) he had taken his paw and moved BOTH cat bowls and was chowing down on cat food, he had his own lil' cat food buffett! emo-th_headbangwall.gif i've thought the cats had been eating a lil' more than usual but i figured with it being winter maybe they were just "stocking" up.. well NO my precious lil' does no wrong Al had figured out a way to get to their food!


I love my animals, i love my animals......
Beryl
Hannah I think you have been outsmarted by Mr Do No Wrong Al. No wonder you are in a crabby mood I would be too emo-th_hugs.gif emo-th_hugs.gif
mountain4greys
Now we know why Al is getting a little chunky. You cut his food back, and he's replacing it with the kitty food. emo-hehe.gif

Damn, these dogs are just way to smart. emo-hehe.gif
Beryl
You never know with them I sometimes think they are smarter than two legged kids. The can always figure a way to get even with us.
Redstripe
now i feel bad for the kitties, if i was gone for 8 or so hours a day i just thought they ate all the food but nope it was Al... wonder if they are mad at me?
Beryl
I do not think Al is Hannah he is probably saying food and I have such a good mommy to leave all this for me
Redstripe
i know but are the kitties mad at me.. did they go hungry a day or two?! emo-hehe.gif
Beryl
I hope not but the kitties will have to learn to eat before Mr. Do No Wrong gets to it. emo-hehe.gif emo-hehe.gif Kitties should be mad at Al they probably saw you put down the food
simile
emo-hehe.gif emo-hehe.gif Don'tcha' sometimes feel sometimes feel like it would just be easier and less stressful to open a daycare? I'm really not laughing at your pain, Hannah... Ok, maybe a little emo-hehe.gif But only as someone who stepped in a cold horked up hairball first thing this morning.
Redstripe
QUOTE (simile @ Mar 6 2008, 10:16 AM)
emo-hehe.gif emo-hehe.gif Don'tcha' sometimes feel sometimes feel like it would just be easier and less stressful to open a daycare? I'm really not laughing at your pain, Hannah... Ok, maybe a little emo-hehe.gif But only as someone who stepped in a cold horked up hairball first thing this morning.

eww! at least it was cold.. if the cats throw up something i have to wait and let to cool down before i get it emo-puke.gif

Pipi5
I do not believe this story....there is no way you saw Al doing that...he was threatened...I'm sure!!! It happens at my house, the cats make Gogh stand up & get stuff out of the sink...or they make Jack bark in the middle of the night...these beautiful, graceful, loyal greyhounds do not do this on their own.
You're making this up..... emo-th_Laie_67.gif emo-hehe.gif emo-th_Laie_67.gif
simile
That's right, you know. Cats are criminal masterminds. They don't usually do the bad stuff; they come up with the plot, convince the poor houndie to commit the dastardly deed, then just sit back and enjoy the ensuing chaos.

Yep, life with critters. Who needs cable?
Beryl
I really do believe that you are both right. Those cats are the mastermind and tell Al what to do. They probably did not want that food and to let Hannah think they ate it they had Al eat it for them. Bady kitties emo-hehe.gif emo-hehe.gif
Redstripe
emo-th_Laie_67.gif you guys
Beryl
Al does not wrong so we have to stick up for him emo-hehe.gif
mom2greys
QUOTE (Snowy8 @ Mar 6 2008, 01:10 PM)
I do not believe this story....there is no way you saw Al doing that...he was threatened...I'm sure!!! It happens at my house, the cats make Gogh stand up & get stuff out of the sink...or they make Jack bark in the middle of the night...these beautiful, graceful, loyal greyhounds do not do this on their own.
You're making this up..... emo-th_Laie_67.gif emo-hehe.gif emo-th_Laie_67.gif

OMG I lost it on this one, I can't stop laughing, I have tears ...... emo-th_Laie_67.gif emo-th_Laie_67.gif emo-th_Laie_67.gif
Beryl
As you can tell we do have fun here
mountain4greys
That's why we don't have cats anymore. We caught them in the act making the dogs get stuff out of the trash can at gunpoint! Then when the dogs get yelled at, I could hear the cats in the other room laughing. emo-hehe.gif
Beryl
We also decided not to have any house cats those feral cats have been trying to get the kids in trouble. One day they told the girls to get all the tuna in the house and bring it out to them but we heard them and put a stop to it. another time they told the kids to get all the toys that had bells in them and give them up. emo-hehe.gif emo-hehe.gif Oh how we can tell stories
Pipi5
QUOTE (Beryl @ Mar 6 2008, 02:57 PM)
I really do believe that you are both right. Those cats are the mastermind and tell Al what to do. They probably did not want that food and to let Hannah think they ate it they had Al eat it for them. Bady kitties emo-hehe.gif emo-hehe.gif

I think, and this is after days of analyzing....I think Al was hypnotized...remember in the old Tom & Jerry cartoons where they would get hypnotized & then do things...this is what happened! ONLY...it wasn't the cat, it was neighborhood gerbil gang members! The initiation is break in someone's house, hypnotize the cat into hypnotizing the dog into doing something very out rageous! That's it!
You're right...who needs cable? emo-hehe.gif emo-th_Laie_67.gif
Patricia
Oh my goodness, that is too funny. emo-hehe.gif emo-hehe.gif
Pipi5
I'm stirring the pot, I need updates. emo-hehe.gif
How's the crack house doing?
My front yard got cut yesterday by my neighbor...I keep doing a head count when they come in from out back the grass is so high I'm afraid someone's going to drown in the grass!!! emo-hehe.gif
Beryl
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Redstripe
The crack house is the same ol' same ol'.. yelling at cats when their bodies are halfway through the blinds.... but i still love 'em emo-heartbeat.gif
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