Fun With Puns

These are quotes from George Carlin, one of America's most popular wise guys. Can you decode them?

Both puzzles use the same code.

Q=M

"DPKLSUQ SU D ORO-TYRTKLP RYMDOSEDPSRO."

"'S DQ' SU YLTRYPLJWB PKL UKRYPLUP ULOPLOHL SO PKL LOMWSUK WDOMADML. HRAWJ SP FL PKDP 'S JR' SU PKL WROMLUP ULOPLOHL?"

Anyone know the answer. I let you know soon.

i dunno

Hint

E=Z
O=N
T=P

atheism is a non-prophet organization

i am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the english language could it be that i do is the longest sentence


thanks for the hint!!!