Chinese Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?!?!?!?'

Wonder if Jimmy has seen this yet????

Damn now that sounds good ! what ? why ya all laughing ? I bet ya all are thinking about chicken and snow peas ! Jimmy ya know you are ! you get out here ! Whatcha doing hiding under that table ? D2P I can't take you anywhere ! my goodness you and Jimmy are acting Like a bunch of school kids ! M2G , Beryl ? Beryl ! Redstripe What the hell are you doing ? get up from there ! NOW !
What the heck ya all act like you've never been out to eat ! D2P shut the door ! what you born in a barn ?




Its true , its true I got carried away !:

Liz better take your chill pills today

Terri and I might eat at the Chinese Buffet today for lunch.