'Be Very Quiet' Said the father to his son

Father and son went hunting together

For the first time.

The father said:

'Stay here and be very

QUIET.

I'll be across the field.'



A few minutes later the father heard a

Blood curdling

Scream and ran back to

His son. 'What's wrong?'

The father Asked.

'I told you to be quiet.'



The boy, bless his heart,

Answered;

'Look, I was quiet when the snake

Slithered across my feet.



I was quiet when the bear

Breathed down my neck.



I didn't move a muscle when the

Skunk climbed over my shoulder.



I closed my eyes and held my

Breath when the wasp stung me.



I didn't cough when

I swallowed the gnat.



I didn't cuss or scratch when

The poison oak started itching.



But when the two squirrels crawled

Up my pant legs and said,

'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

' Well, I guess I just panicked '

OMG Beryl that's TFF.