Amy an Eye wur doin owr pet-troll ob owr yard --- jist owr uzual pet-troll an din we saw dis bunny on da udder side ob da yard an we ran riteawayquik ober dere and din it ran riteawayquik up da yard sew we ran wif it an den it ran bak down da yard! Well, by dat tyme Eye am tired an Eye wunderin why dis bunny do KNOT run threw da fense two da safetee sew Eye dee-si-ded two jist pik him up an mabee hep him frew da fense---Eye lib in Texas an we ar frendlee like dat. But dat darn bunny bit me in da foot an din Eye ak-si-dent-lee bit him a leetle two hard an he sqweeled an Mommy wuz sqweelin "DROP IT TURBO, DROP IT!" and herbs wus comin down da yard sew Eye dropped it lyke a gud boy but herbs takes me buy da kollar an says Eye habs to go in da howse --- herbs wunt mad but Eye dint finish playin wif da bunny an Eye wint two awl da trubble two git it!
Din Eye notissed Amy wuz still owt side an herbs was chewin-like an droolin frum her mouf an Mommy habs papur towels an Mommy opined Amy's mouf (expectin sumpfin grose) but awl Amy habs was a mouf full of mud! Sew Mommy habs two kleen Amy's mouf owt an din breeng herbs in da howse.
Din Mommy sees owr feetsies and da blood an herbs starts kleenin us up an puttin medsin an bandijus on but twoday we bof habs two go to da vetamarian. He sed he kud tell fur shur da bunny bit me but KNOT shur if Amy gots bit or jist skratched but we bof on dese HUMONGUS anti-bye-otiks. Anee way, dats ma storee. NO PIKSHURS fur dis storee!

Wags,
Turbo

Hi Turbo,
Yoo en Amy make shur yoo take yur medisun.
What happined to da bunny? Me en mah sissys kawt a bunny won time.
Turbo, did yoo no, yoo kin hab fun chasin a bunny, but yoo shud Nebber grab it, shake it, en throw it in da air, like a stuffy?
Dem bunnys gots big teef dont they? Be beree karful ob dem big hind feets to! Why was Amy eatin mud?

ArchE...Da bunny hunter.

Hi ArchE,
Amy aksidentally gots a mouf full ob mud wen herbs wuz tryin two catch da bunny.
Eye wuz faster an habs dat bunny pikked up riteawayquik! Mommy wuz surprized dat Eye pikked it up cuz uzually Eye jist run awound da yard wif it. Skin sissy theenks Eye pikked it up cuz it bit me. Yep, we ar takin awl owr medsin an Mommy iz wachin owr boo boos two bee shur we dunt gits infekshuns.
As fur da bunny ---Mommy habs a foonrall fur it.

Wags,
Turbo

Stoopid bunny.


ArchE

Pee.Ess. Da bunnys arownd heer hop arownd owtside ub
da yard, dey juss watch me & mah sissys en laff kuz we cant git at um.