Humorous Quotes

The following humorous quotes are from various people. Try and decipher them. R=H and X=V


WRSI UQUCYKQFB SI XCYO SDWCYCIWSDE, KMW S TSDN SW PSZZ DCXCY YCUZQFC Q RQYNFJXCY KJJB- SW VQBCI Q XCYO UJJY NJJYIWJU.


S FJMZND'W YCVCVKCY PRCD S RQN KCCD IJ NSIQUUJSDWCN. CGFCUW UCYRQUI WRC WSVC S TJMDN JMW WRQW V&VI YCQZZO NJ VCZW SD OJMY RQDN...


S QV WPJ PSWR DQWMYC.

Still working on it.

i'm not even trying this one! Good Luck Liz!!!

WRSI UQUCYKQFB SI XCYO SDWCYCIWSDE, KMW S TSDN SW PSZZ DCXCY
THIS PAPERBACK IS VERY INTERESTING , BUT I FIND IT WILL NEVER

YCUZQFC Q RQYNFJXCY KJJB- SW VQBCI Q XCYO UJJY NJJYIWJU.
REPLACE A HARDCOVER BOOK IT MAKES A VERY POOR DOORSTOP.


S FJMZND'W YCVCVKCY PRCD S RQN KCCD IJ NSIQUUJSDWCN. CGFCUW
I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHEN I HAD BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED . EXCEPT

UCYRQUI WRC WSVC S TJMDN JMW WRQW V&VI YCQZZO NJ VCZW SD OJMY
PERHAPS THE TIME I FOUND OUT THAT M&MS REALLY DO MELT IN YOUR
RQDN...
HAND....

S QV WPJ PSWR DQWMYC.
I AM TWO WITH NATURE.

Way to go Liz

Answer
THIS PAPERBACK IS VERY INTERESTING, BUT I FIND IT WILL NEVER REPLACE A HARDCOVER BOOK- IT MAKES A VERY POOR DOORSTOP. ~Alfred Hitchcock

I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHEN I HAD BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED. EXCEPT PERHAPS THE TIME I FOUND OUT THAT M&MS REALLY DO MELT IN YOUR HAND... ~Peter Oakley

I AM TWO WITH NATURE. ~Woody Allen



Encrypted/Plain

A=Q
B=K
C=E
D=N
E=G
F=C
G=X
H=Z
I=S
J=O
K=B
L=J
M=U
N=D
O=Y
P=W
Q=A
R=H
S=I
T=F
U=P
V=M
W=T
X=V
Y=R
Z=L

Good Job Liz!!!