Apple

There once was a girl. She was very sad and lonely. Until one day when she met this girl whose name was Apple Cheerios (Apple being her nickname). Apple walked up to the girl and began to talk to her. After about ten minutes passed the little girl realized that she had seen Apple before but she didn't know where. Then Apple soon explained where the little girl had seen her. What did she tell the little girl?

She was her drunken lesbian one night stand a long time ago?! i'm sorry that's horrible but its all i could think of?! delete this if its too much

naw that's funny

She explained she met her at breakfast, when her mom bought cereal that was good for her. (yup Cheerios)



Hannah you made me spoot coffee!

Now that is funny!!!

Answer

Apple had been kidnapped 2 months before. Her parents put her picture on the local milk cartons. The little girl's family bought that very brand of milk and she saw the picture.